| One Direction: | Tell me I'm a screwed up mess, that I never listen, listen |
| Me: | You're a screwed up mess and you never listen |
| One Direction: | Tell me you don't want my kiss |
| Me: | WOAH! TOO FAR |
| teacher: | here pass these out to the class |
| me: | ok |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | who the fuck are you people |
| me: | I hate all of you |
| me: | stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday |
| me: | holy crap walk faster |
| me: | get smarter idiot |
| me: | maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times I'll die |
| me: | stop laughing so loudly, he isn't that funny |
| me: | shut up |
| me: | stop flirting with every guy in the room you whore |
| phantom: | hey |
| phantom: | i just met you |
| phantom: | and this is crazy |
| phantom: | but i've been stalking you for years because since the moment i first heard you sing i have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my music so i gave you an excellent vocal training through the walls under the guise of the angel of music and/or your dead father and now that you've become a success overnight i'm really hoping you'll come and live underground with me and we can just fuck and sing all the time because you alone can make my song take flight |
| phantom: | so call me maybe |
